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Caution: Don't read this post until you are chill, this post includes many bullshit details.

Yesterday, our teacher asked us to write a story which started with this holly sentence: "Joe put his hand into his pocket and realized his passport was gone" (OMG Joe is so dumb).
So here is what I & my FrIeNdS wrote:

Mine first:
Joe put his hand into his pocket and realized his passport was gone. As soon as he knew that, he knew he was in trouble.
He was frightened so he burst into tears, begging for help at the middle of the airport.
But no one, not a single fricking soul helped him. After begging and crying alone there, Joe had a GREAT idea.
He took out his phone to call his girlfriend (his girlfriend was the airport CEO). After receiving his call, Jane - his girlfriend told the airport employees to find him and let him go thru the checkup gates.
While seeing his girlfriend, Joe knew he was saved.

Moral of the story: Never underate anyone.

Michael's 
Joe put his hand into his pocket and realized his passport was gone. His heart began to lying deen on the ___ (I can't read)and cry like a damn baby.
It'd been 2 hours since Joe's crying period after losing his passport, he realized he had to do something before the Mom - moth come to rape him. He had a very great plan of running naked thru the security gate.
Joe began to confidently take off his clothes and underwear. He ran through the security gate in belief. Everyone's heart were sank. Joe couldn't believe his luck.
He stole some clothes while trying to escape the security gate. He ran on the plane, shut the door and sat down in relief. The plane was going to the Amazon forest.
Joe felt very happy until the moment the plane crashed, killing 110 passengers, 2 pilots and 7 crews including Joe himself.

Damien's
Joe put his hand into his pocket and realized his passport was gone. He was scared shitless. Even if he ate 2 spicy tacos, he wouldn't still be able to shit. He thought about crying but he was wearing makeup so he resisted to cry. 
He stood there in disbelief, after 10 minutes of pretending to be a statue he realized he was gay all along and it was LGBT day, with a malicious looking person on his face, he knew exactly what to do. 5 minutes later, he was sitting in a corner begging hopelessly for money, while holding a sign that "I'm gay, give money please".
Unsurprisingly, after 15 or 50 minutes he returned to the place he once stood like a statue with 2 passports in the right hand and a sidedick name John on the other hand.
After boarding the plane, he thought to himself while laughing and out loud: "God! I'm so glad I'm gay!" Everybody laughed with him.

THE END
Thanks for wasting your time reading these bullshit stories.

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